No-Fluff Marketing Analysis

If Your Marketing Isn't Making You Money... You're Being Robbed

I'll personally secret-shop your business and show you EXACTLY where you're hemorrhaging customers and cash—absolutely FREE. No pitch. No BS. Just the cold, hard truth about what's costing you thousands every month.

Let Me Guess...

You're working your tail off running your business, but your marketing is like a slot machine—you keep pulling the lever, hoping THIS time it'll pay off. Sound about right?

Your ad budget is vanishing into thin air

Month after month, you write checks to Facebook, Google, whoever promises 'leads'—and get nothing but crickets and tire-kickers. Meanwhile, your competitor down the street is booked solid.

Your phone rings... but it's the WRONG people calling

Price shoppers. Comparison hunters. People who were 'just looking.' Your team wastes hours on calls that go nowhere while real buyers slip through the cracks.

The 'marketing experts' made it worse

They used all the buzzwords. Showed you fancy dashboards. Took your money for 6 months. And delivered exactly ZERO new customers. Now you're gun-shy about trying anything else.

Nobody will tell you the truth about what's broken

Your web guy blames your ads. Your ad guy blames your website. Your receptionist blames the leads. Meanwhile, you're stuck in the middle watching money disappear.

What You Really Need (And What Nobody Else Will Give You)

Look, you don't need another agency promising the moon. You need someone to roll up their sleeves, dig into YOUR business, and tell you—in plain English—what's working, what's broken, and exactly how to fix it.

Here's How I Do It Different

I'll secret shop your business EXACTLY like a real customer—I'll see your ads, visit your website, call your number, the whole nine yards

I'll record everything (with your permission, obviously)—every click, every call, every point where a customer could slip away

I'll identify the specific breakdowns costing you deals—not vague 'opportunities,' but actual fixable problems with dollar signs attached

You'll get a brutally honest report with video proof, screenshots, and a step-by-step fix-it list—no jargon, no fluff, just 'do this, then this'

Here's the kicker:

Most businesses I analyze have 3-7 fixable leaks that are costing them $3,000-$15,000+ in lost revenue EVERY SINGLE MONTH. You'll know exactly what they are and how to plug them—usually without spending another dime on ads.

Real Businesses, Real Results

Here's what happens when you fix what's broken instead of throwing more money at the problem.

37% increase in leads

"We took LiftReport's suggestions and increased the leads from our existing ad spend by 37%—without spending another dime. We were making basic mistakes we didn't even know about."

Flooring Company

Home Services

10+ hours saved per week

"The AI bot they recommended handles our incoming calls now, saving me over 10 hours a week of what was totally unproductive work. Game changer."

Business Owner

Service Business

Here's Exactly What Happens

No smoke and mirrors. No 12-week 'discovery process.' Just straightforward analysis that gives you answers fast.

01

I Become Your Customer (Secretly)

I'll go through your ENTIRE customer journey—see your ads, browse your site, call your number, fill out your forms—and record the whole thing. You'll see your business through the eyes of a real prospect for the first time.

02

I Document Every Single Leak

I'll build you a detailed report showing exactly where prospects are bailing out, what messages are confusing them, and which systems are broken. You get recordings, screenshots, and timestamp-specific breakdowns of every problem.

03

You Get The Fix-It Blueprint

No consultant-speak. No 50-page strategy decks. Just a prioritized list: 'Fix this first, then this, then this.' Most of my recommendations can be implemented by you or your existing team in days, not months.

And Yes, The First One Is Absolutely FREE

I'm not asking you to trust me. I'm asking you to TEST me. Give me 48 hours and I'll prove I can find the leaks in your marketing. If I can't help you, you've lost nothing. Fill out the form below right now.

Stop Guessing. Start Knowing. Get Your Free Analysis Now.

Fill this out right now, and I'll have your secret shop report in your hands within 5 business days. Zero cost. Zero risk. Just answers.

No credit card. No contracts. No sales pitch. Just a straightforward analysis of what's broken and how to fix it. If you don't find at least ONE insight worth thousands, I'll be shocked.